Joost Invites Friday May 11, 2007

Posted in: Technology

1. Andrew Strachan

   May 11, 03:14 PM

   Hook me up Nathan! I think I’ve seen every episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter and Miami Vice Sky has to offer – I must have new visual stimuli and Joost looks just the trick!

2. Jion

   May 11, 08:34 PM

   W00T! First comment.
   I’d love an invite, since I’m tired of watched pr0n.

3. Arjun

   May 11, 11:04 PM

   Amusing Comment!
   – myself at arjunprabhu dot com
   
   One invite please! thanks in advance :)
   
   regards
   Arjun

4. Darren Miller

   May 12, 03:00 PM

   Gimme gimme gimme!
   Now now now!

5. Nathan Pitman

   May 13, 07:44 AM

   Consider yourselves ‘hooked up’. :)

6. Peter

   May 13, 04:35 PM

   Nathan,
   
   Help this world traveller catch up on a little americana once in a while. The hotels have little more than CNN and pay TV. Joost would make a difference in this lonely traveller’s desire to connect to home.
   
   Desperate in Taipei (today)

7. dan cassidy

   May 13, 07:18 PM

   Can’t sleep without some Joost first. Please send and invite.

8. eric

   May 13, 08:06 PM

   i’d appreciate the hookup!!

9. Tom

   May 13, 10:31 PM

   Sure would appreciate a Joost Invite. Thanks

10. Andy

    May 13, 11:31 PM

    I find at times that I seem to have more of a life than I should. I feel by being a member of Joost I can fix this.
    I hope you can help.

11. Martin Finnemannn

    May 14, 07:55 AM

    Hi there….
    
    I have no life… Watches way too much tv… Want more… Invite please…....;o)

12. Nathan Pitman

    May 14, 01:28 PM

    Invites sent… anyone else for any more?

13. Mitch

    May 14, 01:54 PM

    Must… get… Joosted…

14. andros

    May 14, 03:38 PM

    hey there, i have to tell you my story, since december i’m too bored and lazy to fix my antenna, to watch digital television normally via tv. so i’m trying to get a joost account because in the meantime i bought me one cable which connects my tv with my pc. so i’m ready for joost, but just hoping that you invite me :)
    
    greets…

15. wahalla

    May 14, 06:16 PM

    How bout a nock nock joke as told to me by my daughter
    
    knock knock
    whos there ?
    Doctor
    Doctor who ??
    
    give me an invite or more terrible jokes …
    
    regards

16. Ed Flynn

    May 14, 06:18 PM

    I thousand thank yous if you can hook me up with an invite.
    
    eflynn (at) mmb580 (.com)

17. LD Payne

    May 14, 11:26 PM

    Hmmmm . . .
    
    first the TV,
    then the personal computer,
    then the internet,
    now Joost.
    
    (I really think we are back to the TV)
    But I’d like an invite (please) to see for myself.
    Thanks.
    
    LD Payne

18. Karl

    May 15, 03:56 AM

    please?

19. Assurancetourix

    May 15, 05:51 PM

    I can’t fight this feeling any longer. Since I know there is some incredible project called Joost I need an invite to see it by myself more than I need camembert cheese and wine on Fridays.
    
    Please send me an invite and may be one day we can eat cybercamembert and cyberwine together.

20. waitloser

    May 16, 03:26 AM

    hook me up because I’m a nut
    
    waitloser@hotmail.com

21. jeeves

    May 16, 01:24 PM

    I am needing something else to install on my computer. I really want it would be joost, can you help with an invite please. Thanks

22. Paul Cripps

    May 16, 08:54 PM

    Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooost me Nath… go for the old days :)

23. Robin

    May 17, 12:59 AM

    Holy mangy mongrels, Batman! :O
    You have the invites!
    
    Can you please invite me;
    whopdido@gmail.com
    
    Wham bam and thank you in advance!

24. Robert

    May 17, 03:00 AM

    Yo playa you know you gotta hook a fellow tv fanatic up with a juicy joost invite man i mean even the name is cool JOOOOOST ME PLEASE PLAYA Roberthall5 @ gmail.com

25. Dennis

    May 17, 04:49 AM

    amusing ahhhh, I would like to try joost because no one will be my friend on my space. Well except that tom dude.
    
    thanks

26. Tim Lyne

    May 17, 07:25 AM

    There are two cows grazing in a field. One cow says “moo.” The other cows says, “Hey, that’s what I was gonna say!”
    
    Maybe that’s not too amusing, but I would greatly appreciate a joost invite. Thanks so much!

27. paul barlow

    May 17, 12:53 PM

    A Life Long Donny Osmond Fan!
    No Friends
    Needs JOOST

28. Henrik

    May 17, 01:25 PM

    Hi!
    Im from Sweden and we dont have television here yet (Our government has promised us TV in 2009 or so). So a Joost invite would be very welcome! For someone who has never watched television this would be like a dream come true. Best wishes from Sweden!

29. chuck

    May 17, 04:21 PM

    joost me gently, i am getting old already thanks

30. mrl1

    May 17, 05:26 PM

    JOOST me up pleeeze!
    
    I need a new fix cuz this crack is killin me…
    respect & blessings!

31. zork

    May 17, 05:28 PM

    I’m looking forward to watching the LineRider channel, if only someone would sent a Joost invite to my gmail address (zork0000@)
    
    http://www.official-linerider.com/play.html
    
    There will be a LineRider channel, won’t there?

32. scotty c

    May 18, 02:22 AM

    In response the Doctor Who knock knock joke, the last line should be “how did you know?”
    I would really appreciate an invite

33. Jason

    May 18, 06:35 AM

    Joost me! If I get an invite I will do these 5 great acts of kindness to help improve the world.
    
    1.) I will take the train to work the for 1 full week.
    2.) I will give a few bucks to someone in need.
    3.) I will forgive the haters.
    4.) I will stop and talk to an old lady for 2 minutes and try to make her day.
    5.) I will pray for a blessing on you and then it will happen (thats pretty cool)
    
    What do ya say?
    
    Hoooook it Upppppppp please.

34. Dave

    May 18, 06:54 AM

    My Mom needs a joost invite. Please help her out I’ll pass it along to her for her birthday. Thanks

35. kool4

    May 18, 09:25 AM

    thx in advance ..:)
    
    koolabhi42000@yahoo.co.in

36. Donkey Boy

    May 18, 10:52 AM

    Stop dangling and give me the dam carrot!

37. Mangoest

    May 18, 11:44 AM

    Please send me an invite. My avatar got so bored in second life, it stole my tv and ripped my cable connection.
    D.

38. paulo

    May 18, 11:59 AM

    I want to be Joost (juiced ) too!
    
    Can you please send me an invitation? ;)
    
    pauloreis21@hotmail.com
    
    Thanks in advance!

39. Bruno

    May 18, 12:52 PM

    I meed a JOOST invite, joost me please!
    
    best regards
    Bruno

40. Peter T

    May 18, 01:33 PM

    I don’t really want a Joost invitation. Joost is probably kinda boring. But if you have one to spare then… well ok I’ll try it out then!

41. tim tough

    May 18, 02:04 PM

    I also would like a big glass of orange joost
    
    Bottoms up

42. byron

    May 18, 06:54 PM

    Dude,
    Can you hook a brutha up? These are impossible to come by.

43. Betawind

    May 18, 09:40 PM

    So this guy was driving from Phoenix to Yuma doing about 110mph when he gets pulled over. The cop says to him “You were flying down that road, lemme see your damn pilot’s license!” The man opens his wallet, pulls out his pilot’s license and gives it to the officer. The officer, shocked beyond belief, hands it back and mutters “get the hell outta here”.
    
    Amusing enough? :D
    
    I’d love an invite, betawind@gmail.com

44. clayton

    May 18, 11:27 PM

    A week late but hopefully not a dollar short. I would love to be an early adopter of Joost, so if you could spare a minute:
    
    anderc@gmail.com
    
    Thanks from San Diego!

45. nlev

    May 18, 11:45 PM

    ooh, ooh! Me! Me! Would LOVE an invite at nfniteseer[at]yahoo[dot]com!
    
    Thank you! [/softshoe] Exit stage left…
    
    N.

46. Brian

    May 19, 12:13 AM

    Hook me up… PLEASE! I can’t stand regular TV any longer!! I’ve got a new PC and can’t wait to try some new tech! PLEASE hook my up with a Joost invite!
    Thanks!! :)
    
    azbryguyx@hotmail.com

47. Greg

    May 19, 03:58 AM

    I would love an invite to Joost. Ever hear about the Magician that was walking down the street and turned into a drugstore?? Not amusing enough? Mmmmmm, How about the Polish Magician that was walking down the street and turned into a brickwall??? Oh well, I tried, see I need Joost for some comedy fixes…

48. ryan

    May 19, 07:24 AM

    joost it ! joost it real good!!

49. rageeb

    May 19, 08:24 AM

    Joost me pleaseee, if you don’t i might actually have to study for my upcoming tests O_o, you dont want that do you?
    thanks in advance,
    Rageeb

50. wolf239

    May 19, 02:29 PM

    Can’t remember whether to take some Juice or Joost to keep me going. The lines are getting blurred….
    plus sky is playing re-runs half the time. Will appreciate an invite, thanks in advance

51. pedro

    May 19, 03:14 PM

    Joost me up plisss!!
    I need to be happy!!

52. Tayster

    May 19, 03:32 PM

    NP,
    
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    Please send a Joost invite! Thanks!

53. rsm

    May 19, 09:11 PM

    fight for a joost cause
    
    please send me an invite if you can at
    
    P0RT5WDt3Aj5aQAH@spambox.us
    
    thanks!

54. Christopher Rywelski

    May 19, 11:32 PM

    Hope you find this worthy of an invite. As today is May 19, here’s what occured on this date in history…
    
    On May 19, 1863, General Ulysses S. Grant attempted to take the Confederate stronghold at Vicksburg, Mississippi. After making a daring run past Confederate batteries, Union naval forces joined troops several miles down river. Working together, they detained Confederate General Joseph E. Johnston in Jackson, preventing him from assisting General John C. Pemberton at Vicksburg.
    
    [Source: http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/today/today.html]
    
    Thank you in advance for your consideration.

55. Duane

    May 20, 12:10 AM

    How about an invite for a old teacher who has lost his class.

56. Merovingian

    May 20, 01:31 AM

    Please, oh please send me an invite. I know begging and pleading is so childish, but can you send one my way? Thanks.

57. Charlie

    May 20, 01:58 AM

    Hey Nathan,
    
    pls send me an invite!!!! I need it, plssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…....

58. Jeff

    May 20, 04:25 AM

    Please Joost me up too! I want to be the first kid on my block to have access!!
    
    V99XesuYxslNmxt7@spambox.us

59. Dave

    May 20, 11:47 AM

    would love an invite…one million thanks
    
    xaiver@gmail.com

60. andy

    May 20, 01:27 PM

    joost me up scotty.
    
    or for our non-trekkies.
    
    joost do it. Nike.
    
    i dunno… that’s all i got i guess
    
    apmacdonald@hotmail.com

61. McWild

    May 21, 01:36 AM

    If you JOOST me up
    If you JOOST me up I’ll never stop
    I’ve been running hot
    You got me ticking gonna blow my top
    If you JOOST me up
    If you JOOST me up I’ll never stop
    You make a grown man cry
    Spread out the oil, the gasoline
    I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
    JOOST it up
    
    So please….. I need to get going :)
    
    mcwild at centrum dot cz
    thx

62. Nulla

    May 21, 09:40 PM

    What is this joust thingy ? :)

63. alexander

    May 23, 02:35 PM

    Hey !
    send one this way
    
    alexanderbergmann@stofanet.dk

64. Mantrhax

    May 23, 02:55 PM

    I’ll Joost wait till u can send me a Joost Invite !!!
    
    Joost because this place is so cool

65. Morten

    May 23, 05:43 PM

    Invitation to understanding! hey hey you you, give me a bit of man-joost… :( creepy! Everything I do, i do i for You! (that’s a lie) :D anyway.!

66. shinji

    May 23, 06:59 PM

    invite me pls
    grayfox_ads@yahoo.com

67. torrentguru

    May 23, 08:17 PM

    I’d appreciate an invite.

68. navig8r

    May 23, 09:56 PM

    I would love an invite, watching TV keeps me from surfing pron all day :O So Joost me YO it would be the SHIZZZ

69. baraldo

    May 24, 02:30 AM

    Buenas novhes , te agradeceria me invites a joost, para probar si se ve en south america
    Muchas gracias

70. Tommy

    May 25, 06:34 PM

    “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read anyway.”
    -Groucho Marx
    
    Just figured a little enlightenment in exchange for an invite seemed fair enough. I’d love to check out Joost, I’ve been boycotting cable and satellite, so this seems just the ticket to wile away the brainless hours. Thanks.
    
    -Tom

71. deano

    May 25, 11:06 PM

    Hook me with some joost, ‘cause there is never anything good on regular TV at 4:20!!!!

72. Parthiban

    May 26, 07:20 PM

    Please Joost Up this thirsty soul who has wandered and gone to the depths of the world wide web to get to the one place where he can fulfill his ultimate quest for JOOST!!!
    
    Thanks a million!! You are a life saver!!
    
    parthi_1997@yahoo.co.in

73. Johan Muhlman

    May 28, 04:38 PM

    A Bangkok wanker looking for a spanker… pls hook me up

74. linas

    May 29, 10:33 AM

    I’d love to get an invite!
    lns@myway.com
    Thank you so much!

75. dho

    May 29, 04:52 PM

    joost me up please. many thanks. nathan.

76. Anmol

    May 29, 09:47 PM

    Please Somebody Please, i want to have some joost to,
    
    Thanks,
    
    Anmol
    
    anmol.2k7@gmail.com
    
    p.s. if i get one, i will spend as much time as i can to send invites back to ppl posting here. :)

77. steven

    May 30, 06:51 AM

    i need some joost please… thanks in advance.

78. Tuca

    May 31, 02:46 AM

    Hi,
    Can you invite me please? tucabihari@gmail.com
    
    Thanks!

79. David

    May 31, 12:15 PM

    Hey! I’ve been trying to get a Joost invitation forever! if you send me one I’ll appreciate it!
    
    dbeltra (at) gmail.com
    
    Thanks!

80. Glenn

    Jun 1, 01:05 AM

    Sir Nathan,
    
    Would thee please joost me!!!!!
    
    Your humble servant Glenn

81. Vlastimil Svoboda

    Jun 1, 09:24 AM

    I would love one too! Thank you.

82. JC Québec

    Jun 2, 04:02 AM

    Hey everybody, I would love a joost invite if anyone has one to give away. It would really be great.
    Merci
    I’m in no hurry so take your time.

83. EvelChris

    Jun 7, 07:51 PM

    evelchris@yahoo.com
    
    thx

84. Jesse Ryan

    Jun 14, 09:43 PM

    Just incase Nathan cant keep up with the overwhelming demand, Techplatoon.ca also offers invites. Keep paying it forward everyone and keep up the great work.

85. Andrea

    Jun 27, 07:11 PM

    Just been reading about Joost and would really love an invite.